If anybody happens to catch sight of a group of singing, dancing teenagers who seem to think they're living in some kind of Broadway musical, could you please let me know where and when you saw them? I'm not entirely sure what I can do with that information at this point, short of tranquilizing them all and dragging them back to the studio for their parents to come collect them, but I can't just let them run all over the city like this. They've taken to dancing in traffic and jumping on top of cars at stop lights, they could get hurt. As bizarre as I know all this sounds, I promise I'm both serious and sober right now.
And if anyone has any suggestions as to what I might tell their parents, I certainly wouldn't object to hearing them. Frankly, I'm at a loss myself.
